Overview:
Archibald has two problems.
The first is that he’s a socially awkward nerd whose entire personality,
is a tabletop RPG called Demons & Demigods,
in which he plays Konall the Barbarian, strongest warrior of Cimmeria,
seven feet of muscle, a skull on his belt, and a long history of solving problems Crom’s way.
The second is that he just died.
He wakes up in a desert. In Konall’s body. He has been reincarnated as his own character.
Great news for his arms. Terrible news for everything else,
because his first act in this magnificent new form is to be chained to a wheel of pain,
in a slave camp and made to push it in circles.
- He escapes. He frees the woman chained next to him. She turns out to be a princess, which is either the best or worst luck of his two lifetimes.
- Slavers chase them into the deep desert.
- They hide in an abandoned temple, ruled by an undead.
- He kills it and takes its sword.
- The sword says hello (in a sultry voice).
- Neferketi: the princess. Spoiled, vengeful, manipulative, will absolutely weaponise you.
- Gale: wants you dead by her blade specifically, and by nobody else’s. Deeply protective. Furiously jealous.
- Echidna: Stygian defector with a crippling fear of snakes, which in Stygia is a career-limiting trait.
- Achaia: Atlantean priestess of Hecate chasing a prophecy about a champion. Unfortunately for everyone, it’s you.
- Khetari: half-felys thief. Hates nobles and priests. Guess what Neferketi is.
- Aminata: Kushite warrior in exile. You save her; she pledges her spear to you.
Win: DATANODES – GOFILE – MIXDROP – VIKINGFILE – WORKUPLOAD
Linux: DATANODES – GOFILE – MIXDROP – VIKINGFILE – WORKUPLOAD
Mac: DATANODES – GOFILE – MIXDROP – VIKINGFILE – WORKUPLOAD













